Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bloody Nora

Or, rather, a German Nora. In my discussion section. Who, in a discoursive reverse, contributes rather smarmy intelligent comments that veer off topic instead of contributing things that are of little or no importance to what we're discussing. However, the effect on the professor is the same! Where J.T. simply ignored her (sometimes in excessive of 20 minutes while Nora kept her hand up), A.S. also ignores the German Nora but will directly ask if his point is going to be relevant--at which point, German Nora sometimes says, "No." Ignoring (as my professors have done) the implications of their veering, I wish I had a quarter of their self-confidence! More the German Nora's perhaps because he comes across as more intelligent. I do not want to be the person telling everyone how I would have sex with Shakespeare if time travel were possible (yes, the original Nora announced this to a whole class). Below is the sort of Shakespeare trawling for women in the 20th/21st century. He says, "Do mine eyes deceive me? Wenches galore!"

Anyways, I'm sure that's violating some kind of "no using time travel for sexual harassment" law. That must be one of them--to, for example, prevent someone from going back in time strictly for the purpose of having a harem. Because where would it end? Everyone would be in the past, leaving the present full of a few Lovecraft-esque people who aren't interested in that kind of thing. And the poor, of course. Although my fellow Twilight Zone fans know what happens when someone goes back in time for personal gain (generally, you end up minus one soul and plus one Satan laughing maniacally as he leaves you a sad, broken man/woman). So, bloody... bloody Noras. Irritating professors round the globe, and making invisible people such as myself even more invisible.
Final rating: the sound of one hand clapping.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

P.S.



In light of recent comments, I would just like to say that this:

The so-called "skull with angel wings" is not a Christian symbol just because there are wings on the skull. It is a symbol that anyone can and has used that signifies the flight of the soul.


In the same way, this:


A winged hourglass is not an exclusively Christian symbol. Sticking "angel" wings on something does not automatically make it Christian. Thank you!

Months and Months Away from a Computer

All rather like a dreary prison. Except those two weeks in the basement of my aunt's house watching CSI. Now that was a good time.

We regret to inform any readers that this blog is on strike--possibly even permanent dissolution--because our sister blog has fallen VERY far behind, and may be abandoned all together.



Thursday, July 02, 2009

Happy July!

I wish everyone a happy July! It is one of my favorite months, not least because this is the month when for a few short days lots of people want to sit around me and give me gifts and cake. However! I also like the weather. Even when it gets dreadfully sticky I enjoy it. So, I am sitting here with my littlest dog testing out a new keyboard. I suppose upon retro-spect the upstanding keyboard isn't so bad. Potentially, the incline just looks bigger than it really is because I'm used to a flat surface for typing. Testing...testing... All right--it works and it's a very attractive keyboard. All glossy and not full of skin cells and fur.

Oh good. The other dogs are killing something.

Oh, and we must pay tribute! I've always wanted to pay tribute to someone genuinely. So, I shall pay tribute to two someones that are greatly missed by me.


Tribute, tribute, and more tribute!

Happy July to all, and to all good cake and good weather.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

King of the Hill

Oh my God. I've finally figured it out--I know why people watch King of the Hill! It's because of Beavis and Butthead! The man who... does Hank's voice or is one of the writers was a big part of Beavis and Butthead. And that is why people watch King of the Hill. It's not the worst show--even I like to watch it. But sometimes the 90% annoying characters make me wonder why I--or indeed anyone else--watches the show. However, I see now. I can't say that I enjoy Beavis and Butthead, but I can understand if some of their following transferred to King of the Hill.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

One Good Reason That I Have No Siblings

A number of years ago, I bought The Crimes of Charlotte Bronte by James Tully. At the time, I was in a rush to choose one more book and leave the bookstore (always difficult). Periodically, this book comes up again in the 'To Read' list and it is always met with the same indecision that it met when it was bought. So, being the summer and all, it was about time to feel vaguely guilty and unsure of The Crimes of Charlotte Bronte again. I read a few reviews (many bad) and even an article on the BBC where they interviewed the author who apparently thinks that some of it is plausible as truth. Even I am skeptical about that. However, I moved on! Finally I was looking around Wikipedia at biographies of the sisters. Like many people, I have read a Bronte novel for school--for me it was Wuthering Heights, masterwork of Emily Bronte. Someday I may read more by Charlotte or Anne, but for now it's the contemplation of rather subpar, accusative "historical" fiction.

After first revisiting Emily's cause of death, I looked at Charlotte and then came to Anne. Scanning through the page, this section caught my attention:

"A year after Anne's death, further editions of her novels were required; however, Charlotte prevented re-publication of Anne's second novel, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall. In 1850, Charlotte wrote damningly, "Wildfell Hall it hardly appears to me desirable to preserve. The choice of subject in that work is a mistake, it was too little constant with the character, tastes and ideas of the gentle, retiring inexperienced writer." This act was the predominant cause of Anne's relegation to the back seat of the Bronte bandwagon."

How very evil. Though the suppression of works considered unbecoming of an author or family after the author's death is not unheard of, these occurence still seem remarkably cruel whenever I read about them. And although it is Wikipedia, they made it sound like Anne was more about realism and less about the romanticism that saturates the work of Charlotte and Emily. So perhaps Anne will be first in the list for a Bronte selection in the future. I will not choose to judge Charlotte personally based on this, just becase as I said that was certainly not an unheard of practice.

From looking over a few biographies of the family on Amazon, it seems that more than a few people like to consider Charlotte as the evil sister. Similarly, one sees just as many people condeming those that do, which leads to my other thought that evening as I perused the life and times of the Brontes. No one likes it when someone takes an author whose works are much-beloved and paints them as a monster. That would be like if I wrote soem "historical" fiction about Charles Dickens beating his wife and sleeping around the town with prostitutes, actresses, and the occasional chimney sweep.--it just wouldn't be well-received. Or perhaps Jane Austen as some bastard-bearing, constantly drunk harpy, who ran around Bath propositioning anything in trousers. No one takes kindly to that. I find this especially with some Victorian authors. Enough time has passed, and they have been read enough, that people consider them and their rosy coloured works to be sacred.

I am undecided about how people would take to Thomas Hardy "historical" fiction or perhaps... George Eliot or someone. This may, in fact, relate to the recent plethora of historical fiction that doesn't bother to involve their works, but rather involves the author his-or-herself.

So, the moral of the post is... watch out for reputation-obsessed relations who may not appreciate one's literary (and money-making) prowess as much as a lawyer or publisher. On the other hand, we the only-children know that there will never be assumptions made about our relationships with our siblings after we are dead.

I leave readers with the Brontes, from Emily to Anne (and Charlotte between).